This pretty cake, this swirly tempest of chocolate gradient roses, capped with dark shavings, yellow in the middle with stripes of chocolate in-between, fooled me with its wavy smiles. No ecstatic bite, no longing savor left on our tongues, nothing but a wasted sugar rush to the head, so not worthy of the calories packed inside. Instead of fluffy, light and moist, I found sickly sweet and dense, a tragedy burdened with flavorlessness.
*Sigh*
It's okay, I've had enough heavenly cakes to accept the ones that don't reach that high.
Yet. I still feel cheated. I don't believe in beginning my 42nd trip around the sun with a soul-less cake, do you?
I claim the right to have a do-over!!!
And yes, I just spent a whole post discussing cake. With a title like "Deception", were you hoping for something creamier? Something with more substance???
Yeah, me too...
(to be continued... :)
xoxo
You absolutely must have a GREAT cake for your birthday. Get out there and find one ... no matter that it is a little late. I believe in a month long celebration! Do it ... !!!
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YES!!!!!!
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I agree with you 100% - a do-over is in order!!!!! A random post about cake is always ok in my book. Good Luck in your quest for a cake full of soul.
ReplyDeleteChey xo
Yes, you most certainly deserve a do over and I hope it's the best!
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ReplyDeleteyou're a nutter!
and I like it
damn cake!
love and light
Haha, yes, a do over is a must. Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteno no no, no excuse for poor cake! at any time let alone your birthday.
ReplyDeleteyou have my full support for a do-over.
go for it. you can have as many birthday cakes as you want. for however long you want xxx
ReplyDeletei would be rather disappointed if you *didn't* have a cake do-over....
ReplyDeletetruly, there is no greater let-down than a cake-fail.
happy hunting!
xo
You go get the cake of your dreams and relish each and every do-over bite! I am with you:) XO
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. That looks like a delicious one. I'm craving for some chocolate cake now. Lucky!! :D
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